Even though I posted five minutes ago, I can't help but share this web site. It's wise and funny and kind. If you have a few minutes, take a surf. Especially check out #14, #161 and #202.
P.S.: I had to find the boy version too: http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com.
(Paul and Colin, #339 is for you: "Don't use a chizel for anything other than chizeling.")